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~Dress him up as Gerard Way in his sleep ~Steal one of his dice forts ~Throw french fries at him from inside said forts ~Dye his hair pink ~Donate his clothes to the local insaine assylum for the new dress code ~Have Micheal Jackson buy his new wardrobe for him ~Tase him untill he starts to express emotion ~When he finally starts crying, slap him and tell him to suck it up ~Lock him in a room with Fred Fred Burger ~Every time he starts talking, shout "YOU WANT THE TRUTH? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!" ~Adress him as a "tool" ~Whenever he sits/squats, push him off his chair and shout "NO!  YOU WILL NEVER BE L!  STOP TRYING!" ~Throw a

~Dress him up as Gerard Way in his sleep ~Steal one of his dice forts ~Throw french fries at him from inside said forts ~Dye his hair pink ~Donate his clothes to the local insaine assylum for the new dress code ~Have Micheal Jackson buy his new wardrobe for him ~Tase him untill he starts to express emotion ~When he finally starts crying, slap him and tell him to suck it up ~Lock him in a room with Fred Fred Burger ~Every time he starts talking, shout "YOU WANT THE TRUTH? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!" ~Adress him as a "tool" ~Whenever he sits/squats, push him off his chair and shout "NO!  YOU WILL NEVER BE L!  STOP TRYING!" ~Throw a

Mycroft? Do you wanna come play pirates? Come on I need my boat, I never see you anymore, I know you’re sad, But please try to stay afloat, I don't care what they call you, You're not a freak, For me will you just smile? Do you wanna come play pirates? You won’t have to be the Island... (Later, Sherlock, ok?) Ok bye... Mycroft? Do you wanna play deductions? Come on and see how much I’ve learnt, I may not be as bright as you, But I’m trying to, See what I can observe, It’s kinda getting lonely, When you’re at school, And leaving me here all day, Can you come and play deductions? It might even be a murder!